ONCE upon a time during the holy month and festive celebrations ,THE MERCHANT took his lolly cart to the local village of em al dababeer to sell lollies to the local kids and make a $ or2 he was doing great and making money nicely , untill this poor kid Slieman came along ,and said"can i have some chewing gum"?
merchant/ got any money?
sulieman/ no
merchant/go and get some.
poor Sulieman thought about it and came back and asked "do you drink wine?
merchant/ yes
Sulieman/ ill get you some in exchange?
merchant/ok
Sulieman went home and got some wine i a wooden bowl and came back and gave it to the merchant.
merchant/drinking the wine .said " ahhhhhhh thats nice" and gave Sulieman a bag full gums and lollies.
Sulieman/ thank you Sir politly.
An hour later Sulieman came back
more wine sir?
merchant/ohhh yes please
Sulieman went home and obliged with more wine,and got more gum and lollies.
2hours later
Sulieman/ more wine?
merchant/ok
Sulieman obliged third time
merchant/?hey dont you get in trouble for stealing this wine from your father?
Sulieman / no
merchant/ why not?
Sulieman/ because hes going to throw it out its got a dead rat in it!
merchant/and throws the bowl to the ground and breaks it
Sulieman/
now im in deep trouble.
merchant/ why?
Sulieman/ because THATS THE BOWL MY GRANDMOTHER USES TO GO TO TOILET IN
MERCHANT/
