TEACHER: Why are you late
WEBSTER: Because of the sign
?TEACHER: What sign
"WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.
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?TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
!CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables
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"TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
!JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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?TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water
!!SARAH: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about
!SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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.TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
!GEORGE: Here it is
?TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America
!CLASS: George
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ?ago.
!WILLIE: Me
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?TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty
.TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are
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''TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I
....ELLEN: I is
''TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am
''ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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''TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
''JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also ''admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him
''JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating
.SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. ?Did you copy his
!DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog
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?TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
.PUPIL: A teacher
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?SYLVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark
?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
