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Posted by: a_aroush

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

I like children - fried.

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up

I just love Chinese food. My favourite dish is number 27.

Woman: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee
Man: And if I were your husband I would drink it

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

There is only one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes' he's not honest.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

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